Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Probably the greatest EDSBS post ever

Todd Graham. NCAA '13. EDSBS. There's really nothing more to be said.
We attempted to simulate being current Arizona State coach and former Pitt, Tulsa, and Rice coach Todd Graham. The rules were simple: we would make every promise to every recruit possible. In these promises, we would lean on "coaching stability" and "coaching prestige" even when it made absolutely no sense to do so. Finally, at the end of the season, we would openly lobby for other jobs whenever possible, and then take the first job we could take no matter the terms or situation.
Perfect. This goes exactly as awesomely as expected ...
As you can see, NCAA 2013 knows exactly what's up with Todd Graham and ASU's rep. Still ...
... you haters will never know until you try, and that's why you're haters. BELIEVE! 
... and ends almost as awesomely as possible (no spoiler alert necessary):
Amazingly, the expectations were so low going into the season that Graham rides high at a 63% security ranking, just behind Lane Kiffin and ahead of almost every other coach in the conference.

With job security like this, and the Todd Graham Protocol engaged, it can be time for only one thing. 
Click here. DO IT.


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