Y U SO SNARKY, IOWA?

This Iowa promo-type thing includes possibly the greatest and most all-encompassing assortment of snarkily snarky smack talk in the history of smack talk:


Wowwwww. I'm trying to decide whether I prefer "oh yeah, I forgot about the cheating" or "it only makes sense if you're Nebraska" or maybe "they hadn't won a football game since 1998"; I'm leaning toward the former but appreciate the veracity of the latter

BTW, I have lived in Iowa, and it was basically constant that from a fan base whose team has won one (shared) Big Ten title in the last 20 years. I know. But it's OK because Central Michigan is a really good team. Srsly.