Removing any potential 2013 suspense

So the SEC released its composite 2013 schedule Thursday. This is what I noticed:

ALABAMA

Sept. 14: at Texas A&M
Sept. 28: OLE MISS
Oct. 12: at Kentucky
Oct. 19: ARKANSAS
Oct. 26: TENNESSEE
Nov. 9: LSU
Nov. 16: at Mississippi State
Nov. 30: at Auburn

Uhhh ... WUT? The good non-LSU teams: There aren't any.

BTW, Alabama's nonconference schedule is similarly meh (with one nonconference spot yet to be filled since the SEC hasn't able to transition entirely to a nine-game schedule yet):

Aug. 31: Virginia Tech (at Atlanta, Ga.)
Oct. 5: GEORGIA STATE
Nov. 23: CHATTANOOGA

Guh. Upshot: Just give Alabama the next two national titles (along with a couple broken crystal footballs and credit for about five national championships) so we can fast-forward to 2014 or whenever it is that Nick Saban gets bored and restarts his dynasty as coach at Kent State.