This definitely happened

All the schedules I've seen that have the season starting Thursday must be incorrect based on this thing that came across the wires Monday night from AP and was thus disseminated by every site that automatically pulls AP content:

PASADENA, Calif. – Bob Jones threw three touchdown passes, including the game-winner with 10 seconds left, as UCLA stunned Oregon 21-20 on Saturday night.

OMG UPSET EEEEEEEEEE!!!

A couple obvious questions I have following a totally real game (see the pic?!?) that was apparently added to the schedule without anybody knowing: Why was I not watching? What happened to Oregon's offense? How good is UCLA? And what happened to Brett Hundley?

The answer to all those questions: Bob Jones for Heisman. Bob Jones FTW.