Early candidates for Post of the Year

I stumbled across a couple utterly awesome things in the past few weeks that got filed away in my wildly unreliable memory bank and just popped back in. Both need to be shared; you'll see why.

The first is from EDSBS and ... I mean ... I don't even have a narrative here:

The video is exactly what it says it is. There's nothing I can add here.

Next is something that would fall into the "too soon" category for just about any publication other than The Onion, which is The Onion and therefore knows no limits. Enjoy:

Insert image/sound of uncomfortable necktie loosening. As always, The Onion is awesome.