UNIFORMZ that aren't terrible

There are UNIFORMZ (of the non-camouflage variety) for the Army-Navy game, which for whatever reason never features both teams wearing the kind of old-timey uniforms that would seem entirely appropriate for Army and Navy. They look like this for Navy ...

... and this for Army (FYI, that's an underlying map):

/yells at Nike to get off lawn because dammit it's Army-Navy
/realizes Navy's helmets are actually awesome
/realizes Army's map-based jerseys are comparably awesome
/nods approvingly